The Local Tea Party

All you non-vegetarians and non-veg eating vegetarians, what you are doing is simply too much. Why you are joking about vegetarians? You want means you eat hen, cow, pig, goat and all. Why you are simply asking vegetarians “Why you are not eating the animals?” Arey, I know ki, if you eat the animals you will not die. But that is not the point. If you eat the animal, the animal is dying no? Why you don’t understand this logic?

Without understanding this, simply you are coming and showing all the dead animals to the vegetarians, making them to vomit. Whether you will clean the vomit? Tell me. You are coming and telling, the animal is already dead, then why it matters who eats it? Arey it is dead only, but why you are doing such things I want to know.

Then you are teasing them, putting the non-veg in their plates, saying their food touched chicken, it kissed the mutton and all. You want to transfer the sins or what?

Then you are bringing one full fish with all decorations in the table. That fish is staring at everybody. It is looking as if it expecting someone to save it. When you are opening its stomach, it is opening its mouth. And the smell it gives, uff. Too much. You like the smell? Then why you are using deodorant and all? Simply put one fish in your pocket and go to office. Will you do like that?

If a vegetarian wants to eat egg means, immediately you are ganging against that person. You are asking ki if you are eating egg, then why you don’t eat chicken. What nonsense you are speaking? Whether you know the meaning of eggitarian? If you don’t know means shut up.

You are eating animals no? Why you eat only meek animals like goat, cow, deer and all? Whether you will eat dog and cat? Tomorrow go to shop and ask for 1 kilo country breed dog. You can’t no? This is also like that only.

That vegetarian fellow is saying, when you are cutting the goat it is releasing lot of adrenaline. If you eat such meat means it is bad for health. So he is not eating. But you are saying it is proteins and health and all? He is already drinking milk and eating dal for proteins.

And then you are making fun for drinking milk. You are saying, “go drink milk, go”. You are secretly drinking milk in the night and here you are coming and putting scene. Whether you have common sense?

For you only you have ordered all the chicken. Then you are digging your hand in the Gobi Manchurian also. You want to eat both the dishes. You are then laughing and showing your teeth and daring to make counter-attack. If they make counter-attack, you are laughing and secretly crying inside, because your chicken is gone.

I think you are having some psychological problems. Better consult a doctor.