Excuse me busy fellow, but why you want to put so much scene? Whenever your friends suggest to do something fun, then only you will have all sorts of work in this world. ‘Oh no, there is so much to do. I have to read, send a report, email this, print that, go to hell and come back by tomorrow morning..’ . Some nonsense reason you will give.
One time two times is ok, always some stupid reason you give? You say you are busy with this, busy with that, but somehow you will find all the time in the world to update status messages, including your bloody latitude and longitude, in all the social networking websites. And still you act as if the whole earth is rotating on your head.
In school days only you put all the scene in the world in front the girls. (The girls bloody didn’t even look at you, that is a different story.) You were sitting under the tree with a book, even in PT period when other boys were playing hand cricket. God knows what you were studying, because you were anyway getting the same 70% marks in all the subjects.
Even today you repeat the same thing. Anyone calls you means you will not attend the call. And then after 2 days like one lord, you will call back and say ‘Sorry man, I was in a meeting that day.’ They will also reply as if nothing has happened ‘Hehe, no problem re, just called you just like that.’
See if you don’t want to anyone to disturb you in chat means, don’t login itself na! Or login under ‘Invisible mode’. Why you want to put “DO NOT DISTURB” as the status man? This is heights of scene. You want to show off in front of everybody that you are the only one doing work and other fellows with green dot are all jobless fools is it? Nonsense.
And worst is the other guys who always have the red dot. You are always busy is it? Who you are trying to fool? First of all, you should not login to chat itself in office, that you know? On top of that you will exhibit all sorts of stupid behaviour.
Oh and in the office the kind of scene you put. Uff man. If you stare seriously into the monitor means, nobody will know is it? Boss, everybody in this world knows you are playing Freecell. That is the only game in the world that will make you look like you are performing some complex integral calculus problems.
Either you do that or you do the other extreme. See, you are in a desk job. Why you always get up and move here and there with sleeves rolled up and pencil behind the ears? People will look at you and go, ‘Man, he is so busy. Such a hard worker’. No? Whenever somebody wants to talk to you, you act as if you are the CEO and immediately tell, ‘Oh, I have a meeting in 5 minutes. Can you please send me a calendar invite for next Wednesday? I am fully booked till then.’
I have one doubt. If you are always in meeting means when you will do your work?
Besides, what meeting meeting? Two people go into the conference room and talk means it is a meeting is it? Two people talking means it is a conversation. Three people only is a meeting. I know what you will discuss in the conference room. ‘Arey, this room is so much better. The AC outside is so bad. Let us stay here for a while.’ All the others outside will think ki you are discussing some mind blowing strategy that will change the history of the company.
Why you want to act like the CEO of the company? Even the CEO is roaming around casually, as if he is jobless. He is looking at you and wondering what so much work you have, he himself cannot understand.
Next time I see you show off, I will ask you questions such that you will want to pluck your tongue and die off. Or even better, I myself will pluck your tongue.
- les-nouveaux-riches likes this
- treebeard31 reblogged this from localparty
- treebeard31 likes this
- vimarsh82 reblogged this from localparty
- serious-bhaat reblogged this from localparty
- serious-bhaat likes this
- asif likes this
- sachinpunjabi likes this
- mangalcun likes this
- lampardslogger reblogged this from localparty
- continuitybreak reblogged this from localparty
- atnonstrikersend likes this
- sraghav likes this
- srk121srk likes this
- srk121srk reblogged this from localparty
- danthefoodiedough likes this
- mermishandtroll likes this
- uttamsirur reblogged this from localparty
- uttamsirur likes this
- vishwanathan reblogged this from localparty
- chitla reblogged this from localparty
- chitla likes this
- gunjouruiii reblogged this from localparty and added:
- vmarss likes this
- pradheep99 reblogged this from localparty
- vkruthika likes this
- kkumarv likes this
- master-kee likes this
- spr1001 likes this
- mansigbandidu likes this
- montiamit likes this
- littlebhima likes this
- littlebhima reblogged this from localparty
- arunjeevi likes this
- bundleofdreams likes this
- sameerjha likes this
- almostinfamous likes this
- riteshgane likes this
- localparty posted this